Not exactly from the crew but still funny.
After a longhaul from FRA to LAX we were on approach and by the use of speed breaks at about 300ft I could tell that this was going to be a hard landing. The three old ladies infront of us were all "so so excited" to finally be home. I leaned over to my mom and said "hold on for this one" b/c we didn't set down too far after the piano keys. When I saw them pass and knew that we were at about 50ft I knew it was going to be hard.
The second after I had thrown a bit of fear into the mother the a/c hit HARD! (See topic "HARD LH744 lading") TV's all fell apart. The f/a had a "ok thank god this flight is over" to "This jumpseat is now permanently lodged up my butt".
When all was quiet we were informed of an injury in first class. The pilot came to the back to inspect the wing and engines from the window at which point one of the old ladies asked (Old people try so hard to be quiet but it just never works) "Caption, did we land or were we shot down by a missile?"
On A VS flight from SFO-LHR when the plane was taxying to the gate
"Ladies and Gentlemen, we are looking for volunteers to stay behind and clean the tiolets this morning. If you wish to do so, please stand up before the seatbelt sign has been turned off"
On an EZY flight from GLA-LTN:
"Ladies and Gentlemen welcome to the paradise that is Luton Airport. On behalf of Captain Pugwash......."
Heard by my very own ears too.
I heard a funny joke from my friend.. i dun know it is ture or not .
on a cx flight . crews were getting ready for the 2nd meal service and my friend heard a crew said " hey ..... boys and girls it is our time to feed pigs !! go go go go go !! " in galley ...
omg .. feed pig !!!!!!
On a BA flight from TLS to LGW " According to the song there are fifty ways to leave your lover, however in the event of an emergency there are only four ways to leave this plane, so please pay attention"
On a VS flight from SFO to LHR " Please fasten your seatbelt 70s style, that is tight and low on the hips"
